Jason Lee and his girlfriend Ceren Alkac are expected a baby together. Lee has a four-year-old son, who he famously (or infamously, depending on your view) named Pilot Inspektor. Yes that’s the real name, and the proper spelling. I’m guessing there’s a 50/50 he’s going to name the kid something like Audio Mekanik. Because nothing’s funnier than messing your kid up right from the start.

My Name Is Earl star Jason Lee and his girlfriend, Ceren Alkac, are expecting a baby, the actor’s rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

The child, who is due in the fall, will be the first for the couple.

Lee, 38, also has a 4-year-old son, Pilot Inspektor, with his ex, actress Beth Riesgraf.

[From People]

Jason Lee is a Scientologist (though certainly one of the quieter ones), and presumably Ceren Alkac is as well, since they don’t seem to date outside their religion much. If they’re still active in the church, it seems like there’s a pretty good chance Alkac will have one of those famous Scientology silent births. This means there would be no moaning, screaming, or threatening to kill anyone – which sounds downright barbaric to me. One of the only good things about giving birth (aside from the resulting baby) is that you’re allowed to yell all sorts of horrible things at the baby’s father, and he can’t fault you for it. In fact I think he’s supposed to love you more for it. Or at least that’s how it’s going to work for me.

Aside from no death threats, there would be no encouraging doctor chants of “Push!” and absolutely no painkillers. I forgot, that’s one of the other good parts of giving birth. It sounds positively inhuman to me. But congrats to the happy couple, nonetheless.
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